YEAH!
That's me after I mowed the lawn. I'm so multi-talented.
Actually, this was my first lawn mowing experience, and I must say it was quite a fun time. For starters, I asked Dad if our mower was self-propelled, to which he responded, "If you mean, you yourself are going to propel it, then yes!" Oh joy. I started off just fine though. Plowing along I honestly thought "This is relaxing, and hey, I'm working on my tan while exercising. Two birds, one stone!" This changed dramatically when I reached...
THE HILL.
Yes, my PA friends may scoff, but we have a hill in our backyard. and it is not fun to mow. Dad told me to stick to straight lines in my back and forth, but with the hill, I decided to tackle it with a different method. Triangles. How, you ask? Well, with the hill, it was harder to go up than down, sooooo I went straight up the hill, then went down at an angle so as to keep the easy part long-lasting, and repeated this over and over. Let me tell you, our backyard is beautiful. It looks like a refined form of crop circles, or err triangles.
I'd offer my services to others looking for triangular lawn patterning, but with my grass allergy and sunburn and pure exhaustion I have decided that it's just not worth it. Guess the Hiltz family will be the only one with such a divine, grassy design.

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